Competition For Best One-Liner (#AfterTheSequester)

Submitted by swamidave on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 22:18

This will be our 2nd competition. 
Rules of the Contest:

  1. All of the submissions will be through Twitter and include the hashtag #AfterTheSemester.  (Yep, I'm doing it in a way that is easy for me &  I'm lazy!  *smile*)
  2. All submissions need to be one-liners in a form similar to "There is no telling how bad the weather will be tomorrow #AfterTheSequester!" 
  3. The contest began last night Feb 28th, 2013 @ 12:00 AM ET and will run  until 11:59 PM ET on Saturday, March 2nd, 2013.
  4. Decisions of the Contest Judge (me) are final and I will select a winner along with 3-4 other "Honorable Mentions" (all of which will be announced and highlighted here). 
  5. There is nothing to purchase and you can enter as many times as you want. 

 
Let's have some fun!

Tags: 
Sequester
Humor

Comments

Submitted by swamidave on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 22:09.

There were good entries to your contest for good one-liners under the hashtag #AfterTheSequester.
 
Honorable Mention:

  1. @Talkmaster had this good one!  10s of 1000s of toddlers are wandering b/c their pre-school problems have been shut down!
  2. @ghweldon was one of the initial Tweeters.  The White House chef worriedly peers out at the visiting dignitaries, sighs, and begins to the julienne the pemmican.
  3. My best one under @SwamiDaveSays is ineligible as the Contest Judge, but I liked it.  Due to budget cuts #AfterTheSequester, 7-series type Air Force One will be replaced by drone w/ saddle!

 
Winner: ‏@AndyMedici had the best one!  Army to replace Bradley Fighting vehicles with just a guy named Bradley.